A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, " You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150. " The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked. " Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.



The man replied, "long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.