huh? 有人生日？搞错了吧？我们当中有9月24出世的吗？

Maybe... just maybe... by sheer chance (p>0.05)... we'll all show up at the same place and time that weekend。

And someone will happen to have some flour and egg derivative, 2 combustible hydrocarbon cylinders and a flame-emitting ignition device . (Must remember the flame-emitting ignition device this time. We always forget the flame-emitting ignition device.)

And we might all (coincidentally, of course) simultaneously produce air particle oscillations that, because of the way probability works, happen to register as a series of sounds with specific pitches and rhythm that celebrate oxidative cellular damage and senescence.

Needless to say, some of us will be intrinsically more adept at concidentally producing air particle oscillations than others.

That being said, let's get real.

What's the chance of all that happening? One in a million?

Pretty good odds if you ask me.

Do keep me in the loop on the hypothetical plan for the non-existant birthday of this fictitious person.

本剧故事纯属虚构。
如有雷同实属巧合。

p.s. i thought of a problem yesterday. If both combustible hydrocarbon cylinders are the same length, how do we know if they are long combustible hydrocarbon cylinders or short combustible hydrocarbon cylinders?