Tekong turns heterozygotic people to homosexuals??? Heterozygotic for which gene locus? Not making sense there Kuku Fatts...

And Private Gwee's job is not slack. At least he is going to do some real work to earn his pay instead of charging up and down a hill the whole day. How are you going to get your pay without clerks to handle the accounts? Are you going to march everywhere you go if the tonners have no drivers? Where will you get your supplies if there are no storemen around?

By the way, i'm very bored. Ten days of block leave is not doing my mental health much good. Anybody wants to come out and play Scrabble or something? We can have roti prata that is actually a big bad wolf in disguise. Which reminds me of the story i wrote for Kuku Malu and Kuku Tse for their birthday last year. Which reminds me that the two just had their birthday this year. Which reminds that i forgot about their birthday. Which reminds me that i don't have a present for them. Which reminds me that they lost the present i gave them last year. Which reminds me that i shouldn't give them anything this year lest they lose it again. Which reminds me that i should at least wish two of the club's founding members a happy birthday.

"Happy Birthdays Guys!!!"

Alright, that should do the trick, that is if the two of them ever come here at all. Yay.

May the wols be with you.

The Kuku Master.