Kuku BaO!!!

Happy First Day of School!!! Muahahahaha!!!!

Won't forget the school one lah, my favourite bag still locked inside the music room. Kuku BaO you still want my sec4 chem file or not? These few days I might go back school to rescue my bag then shun4 bian4 pass you the file.

Who is crashing orientation? My sources say some may^2 person and some jiahui person and some huixuan person and some zhiyuan person might be conducting some covert ops in some sec4 disguise. How did the infiltration go? Must go inform PE dept to step up security and catch you all.

Oh yeah, if Kuku BaO want to become "Xiao Long BaO", here's a few tips:

1) Sleep less than 4 hours a day.
2) Fight at least 8 hours a day.
3) Eat 4 meals a day, but since you'll be fighting right after your meals, you'll puke out everything, which is equal to not eating.
4) Do the above for 1 week. Works for me all the time, can lose about 6-7 kg each time. Not only lose weight but improve fitness and fighting skills also.

Alternatively, you can try the easier way out:

5) Do good deeds for the Kuku Master and get promoted in the Kuku Club. Then you can upgrade your Kuku Name to "Kuku Xiao Long BaO". Hint: Can start by helping Kuku Master rescue favourite Kuku Bag from evil music room above the PT. =)

Yeah.

Happy New Year Everyone!!

The Kuku Master.