1) Kuku Fatts!!! Why?!!! Why you book out i book in?!!! Sigh... we not destined to be together in this life... sigh... bu zai hu tian chang di jiu... zhi zai hu ceng jing yong you...

2) Jermaine!!! Happy playing Xenosaga II. Damn... waited for 1 whole year then it come out 2 weeks after i enlist... crap... i have a feeling either Momo or Albedo will die... and KOSMOS will become evil...

3) May^2 !!! Happy B'day some time ago 1 day after Kuku Gops!!! haha... sorry ah... i didn't know...

4) Charmaine!!! Happy B'day some time ago 2 days after May^2!!! hehe...sorry ah...refer to part (3)...

5) Kuku BaO!!! Control yourself while i'm gone hor... don't anyhow gao3 shi sheng lian... and "take care" of Benjamin in your S3 class... he already say white white he not doing your tutorials liao...=)

6) Karen!!! I, in my capacity as the Kuku Master's alter ego, hereby appoint you Acting Kuku Mistress of the Kuku Club in the Kuku Master's absence. Important things now are to make sure:

a) the club e-group survives. (refer to forwarded email)
b) Something is done with the Kuku Website.
c) Kuku Fatts gets well from his fever.

i'm sure you'll do a good job as the Kuku Mistress, i have confidence in you. Make us proud.

7) "Karate Expert" !!! Yeah, you! You know who you are. You still owe me a sparring match so stop trying to hide. If you're reading this then you know i'll take you on... any time... any place... just name it...yeah..

8) The rest of 03S12 who's not in/not ever going to Tekong!!! See you guys soon!!!

9) The rest of 03S12 who's already in Tekong!!! See you guys even sooner!!! i.e. Today!!!

10) And Finally ...

KUKU MASTER OFF TO SERVE THE NATION!!!!!!!!!